Of Dwarves and Ogres

I see some enchanted characters everyday. Before you say I am delusional, let me share some of my proofs to my claim that I am seeing these mythical creatures everyday. First is a dwarf who has a very irritating voice and a very unpredictable temper. One moment you are friends and the next she is snapping at you. Maybe imps are really that way so I can not blame her. As the fairy tales would say- never trust a greedy imp! I am just irritated with her choice of words to describe someone- I for one is a seasoned okrayera and that I only get to mince some spicy words at people whom I think I am in the position to bash. But for that imp to speak ill of me? shit to her and her impish features- better scurry to your anthill before I find a way to crush you.

That is not the end of my encounters with the mythical- an ogre is also joining us along the way. His ogrish features are really annoying and he appears to be a know-all ogre. I am very disgusted at how he butts in on conversations with his very very very very shallow intrusions. I do not know of his intentions but I guess it fits that the imp must be the mother of this ogre since they act alike- very jepalyn porte at the highest levels. Let me bet that this ogre is very happy now since a Buhawi Jack recently joined his pack so he will get to have other means to exercise his know-it-all capabilities. One reliable source which we can temporary call as Tutti Fruity that the fiance of that ogre is a girl with a beard. What a circus we have here. wait up till I round up every bit of his constituents and I might put up a carnival that will match that of the Ringling Brothers on the Freak show category.

Now instead of being grateful to be around these creatures (as they were rumored to grant wishes) I am annoyed to the last bit. I just hope I can find an effective albularyo who can teach em a trick or two to ward off these nuisances.

PS . A friend just shared yesterday how a giant is pestering her with misguided understanding of some facts. I did not expect that these giants are kinda slow. Maybe there are no classrooms fit to accommodate them. hahahaha